Monday, July 23, 2007

Start your week laughing!


I just got the most hilarious e-mail from my sweet friend Anna and this craked me up!
Read and tell me if it's not true...
I'll do the translation for the braz girls.

Olha esse e-mail que eu recebi da Anna,me rachei de rir!
Leiam e me digam se nao é a mais pura verdade!!!hahaha


WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........
Quando a mulherada bebe demais...

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
A gente nao tem ideia de onde colocou a bolsa.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
A gente acredita que quando danca com o braco pra cima,balanca o traseiro e dá gritinhos é com certeza quem mais abala na pista.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
A gente acha que tá afim de encrenca,dá vontade de dar na cara daquela perua na sua frente e com ctza a gente acha que pode!!!

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
Na sua ultima ida ao banheiro a gente descobre que parece mais uma drag queen do que a Deusa de 4 horas atras.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.
A gente comeca a chorar do nada e fala pra todo mundo:Eu te amo muuuuito!hahaha

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
Afff agente fica super extra animada toda vez que comeca uma musica nova pq"aieeee EU AMO ESSA MUSICA!

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
A gente acha um profundo lado espiritual no nerd ao nosso lado.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
Derepente a gente comeca a fumar e se torna muito bom nisso!

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
A gente invoca com o bratender pq a gente acha que ele tá te dando suco ao invez da cachaca!Mas isso pq a gente nem sente mais o gosto do alcool!hahaha

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
A gente acha que tá na cama,aí o travesseiro parece estranho tipo chao da cozinha?hahahaha

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
Nao sei traduzir isso...hahaha

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
A gente arranca os sapatos pq a gente acredita que é culpa deles a gente nao andar em linha reta!


And Remember...
E lembre-se...

“A clean house is the sign of a wasted life“......... (My life is so full & rewarding!!)

"Uma casa limpa é sinal perda de tempo na vida"...
Isn't that the coolest way to start your week?
Fala se nao tem jeito mais divertido de comecar a semana?

9 comments:

PROLIX said...

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwahahahhahahahaha!!!

can't show ze pics, you'll be sic.
lol

PROLIX
{ThE fReNcH tOuCh}
http://prolix.typepad.fr

Sarah Youde (AKA monroegirl) said...

lol - so funny and yet so true!

Carol Mello said...

Luzinha!!!
Como eu fiquei bêbada apenas duas vezes na vida e uma foi na última feira, me identifiquei total com este texto!!! ahuahuahuahua
Bjos

Anilu Magloire said...

LOL!! This is too funny, Lucy!!! Thanks for sharing :)

micayla said...

Ha, those comments are sooooooooo true!!!
Have a fab week girl!

Tati Capelli said...

hahaha! Adorei!! Lu, VOA JÁ pro meu blog que eu descobri que o seu blog está sendo procurado vivo ou morto! Corre!

domestic goddess said...

this so cracked me up, glad you liked it too!!!

Leah said...

haha nice...

unfortunately, some are true :)

angela said...

afffffffff.......já me vi fazendo todas as alternativas, q horror!!!